Well that didn’t take long.
After the rumor started and speculation ensued, just like that, we have a location and date for their “Grand Reopening.”
The World Famous Cannabis Cafe will not be at the Bob White after all. It will not be next to Torta-landia. It will not be terrorizing your kids on their way to school. (Well, maybe. I don’t know which way they walk.)
Instead, in a location that is way more obvious than our far-fetched musings, they’ll be setting up shop at 7958 SE Foster. This makes way more sense than our hypotheticals, as they now get to make neighbors out of the Gnostic-sex-magic church on the same block, as well as the e-cig shop that takes sidewalk-sign-waving to a whole new level (you’ve seen them in the pedestrian island in the street, right?).
Now that it’s an old story, we’ll leave you with the grand reopening date: July 31.