There was sludgy Santa, pirate Santa, first-time Santa, veteran Santa, drunk Santa, dance-party Santa, and everything in between.
Santa sludged and stumbled and tug-a-war’ed and drank and sang and played reindeer games.
He turned Laurelwood Park into a real park for an hour. He single-handedly turned a profit for local bars. He turned Foster red.
HE TURNED FOSTER RED
Some people hated him, some were in awe. Many were confused, but most welcomed him…or at least got a kick out of him.
He may have caused some havoc, but mostly he had fun.